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hamsterangst:

WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL

bagmilk:

bagmilk:

where’s my fanart

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onlinegf:

why are 15 year olds so angry

tularoxy:

pros of being pansexual:

  • boys r hot
  • girls r hot
  • non-binary people are hot
  • everyone is hot
  • hot like a tater tot

cons of being pansexual:

  • why is everyone hot
  • ”are you sexually attracted to pans”
  • why is everyone hot
  • "thats not a real thing"
  • WHY IS EVERYONE HOT

allofthatblood:

Remus Lupin makes me so upset because the marauders loved him in a way that he never thought he’d get, in a way he never thought he deserved, in a way that made him feel wanted and whole and human aND THEN THEY ALL DIED

adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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drunkdilf:

bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

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house arrest wouldn’t even be a punishment for me

strawberry shooters

yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

unflaws:

I slept almost all day but almost is never enough